Today is March 8th and apparently the ladies, or lay-dies as I prefer, and I have something in common. No, it’s not that we both cry at weddings, like Audrey Hepburn movies or secretly wonder if we’d be able to stop ourselves from throwing ourselves at George Clooney and screaming like a school girl in line for a High School Musical reunion tour… (too much?)… it’s actually, really, truly, just a cruel joke, really.

It’s International Women’s Day and it also happens to be my birthday.

Whoop… a yearly reminder that even though another year has passed, I still don’t understand you guys.

Oh what cruel joke is this that has been bestowed upon me?

… and that’s my random thought of the day…